Offies, 24 hour convenience, long shopping hours, long life. Higher price per-unit. Tiny bottles, bit over priced - but worth it. These are a few of my favourite things, £5 min. Off licence, corner shop; typically on the corner of an intersection. They’re not rural, they’re not a village shop. In a petrol station, by a train station, par-baked and ready-to-eat, who pre-made this sarnie?